March 31, 2004
muhahahaaa....
this conversation starts with Needle and Thread........
YAk!YAK!YAK!
nEEdlE: dUMB HUMANS..!! always use mi to poke!poke!poke!they do not even noe how much it hurts mi to poke my best friend....Cloth!!!-____-
Thread: well @ least u are not placed into the stinking and slimy mouth of humans!* thread shaking off saliva off himself..
Needle and thread continue to compare how bad their lives were....
just then, a mother bird flew in ....ohhoh..SHUT upxx..(in a bird acent) you two keep quiet!! ur voices are disturbing my baby's sleep!! there was a silent moment.................pause....
mother bird tried to cock her eyebrow.... but could not...THREAD AND NEEDLE GIGGLED..
mother bird continued..wellx..wat do u two have to sae for urselves? U TWO ARE NON-LIVING THINGS..!! AND NON LIVING THINGS DO NOT TOK OR HAF ANY FEELINGS!! SO JUSTXX..SHUT UP!!
u do not noe how a bird life is! i get eaten up by humans in china!! they roast me..*needle and thread wiping off the saliva off their mouths..* slurpxx..*hey bird u are making us hungry..
*needle and thread look @ each other...*eeww*..well so?stop complaining alright! my baby needs too sleep!
mother bird flies off *angrily but scared after hearing gun shots*
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well i dun really noe.. if this is realli funni....i jux..took a paper out and all the words jux.. started following out...hehe....
haf u had and encouter with a roach?
wellxx.. mi sis did this morning! well @ first there was a loud scream!! @first i thought it was hl that was bullying her..but it was not...hl thought that her butt got stuck in the toilet bowl!!muhaha.. well it was a roach!!muhahahaaa...!